Home
Archive
Columnists
Video
Blogs
Discuss
About
Search
Donate
Advertise
100 words for 100 days: submit your 100 word essay and get published on AlterNet
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement
  • AlterNetYour turn

Support AlterNet
Do you value the information you're getting from AlterNet? Please show your support with a tax-deductible donation.


Feedback
Tell us how we're doing.

Advertisement
Advertisement

The Spirit of Tommy Chong

By Dean Kuipers, LA CityBeat. Posted August 15, 2006.


The world's funniest stoner talks about meditation, surviving prison, and his new book, 'The I Chong'
chong
The Spirit of Tommy Chong
Advertisement

For Tommy Chong to get straight, he's got to go to God. Not God as envisioned by, say, Jerry Falwell, not the God of hellfire, but the omniscient source of goodness and, yes, jokes. He's cultivated a meditative practice over the years of smash hit movies, Grammy-winning comedy albums, and woozy influence over decades of pop culture as half of the comedy duo Cheech & Chong. So when he was busted in 2003 for selling Tommy Chong bongs and sentenced to nine months in the federal penitentiary at Taft, California, one of the items he brought with him was the I Ching, the ancient Chinese Book of Changes.

While in prison, he started ruminating on life's lessons, and the result was his new book, "The I Chong: Meditations from the Joint." This book is a breezy vision of the man's essential "Chongness," as he writes not some preachy life lessons but about a life lived: growing up rough as the mixed-race child of a Chinese father and a Scottish-Irish mother in Western Canada; learning to tango with his wife, Shelby; and using his gentleness and wit to thrive in lock-up. "I met the warden one day. I swear to God, I've met fans but he was one of the biggest fans ever," says Chong. "He says, 'Are they treating you OK?' He turned out to be a really sweet guy."

DEAN KUIPERS: Each chapter leaf in the book starts with a hexagram from the I Ching.

TOMMY CHONG: I went through the I Ching and just picked out a heading that would best suit the chapter. And the I Ching -- I was just doing it -- it's three lines on top, three lines below. And they're either broken or straight. And it's based on an ancient book called the Book of Changes. You throw them -- they used to do it with bones, but then they evolved it to coins, and they used to do it with yarrow stalks [a common, long-stemmed white flower]. What you get is a good sense of how you're feeling, where you're at in your life.

KUIPERS: How is this a book of meditations?

CHONG: I'm a writer, I just write all the time. I hadn't planned it to be a book, I just have a compulsion. I tried to write a Cheech & Chong book, and I've been working on it for five years, and I just can't get it going. But this new book was so personal that, when I started writing it, I realized: no one knows who I am. So I started writing about who I am, and I picked out memories from my past and then I realized, damn, I'm almost 70 years old, so I've got a lot of memories.

KUIPERS: And those are meditative?

CHONG: Well, I'm into meditation. Actually, Cheech turned me on to meditation. When I first met Cheech, he followed that guru from India [Maharishi Mahesh Yogi]. Every once in a while I'd go over to meet with Cheech, and he'd be meditating. It wasn't 'til years and years later that I read a book by Joel Goldsmith, The Mystical I, and he went into the depth of meditating with your mind on God. And so when I went into prison, I thought: well, this is the best place in the world to put meditation to work.

KUIPERS: What was your meditative practice in prison?

CHONG: I ended up being the go-to guy with the I Ching. You have a lot of time in jail, so I read about how they did it with the yarrow stalks, and yarrow stalks were growing in the Indian garden at the prison. I did I Ching readings for the prisoners and it would blow people's minds. I was in a recreation room and I was throwing coins and doing mine and this guy, Mike, came up to me and he asked, "What are you up to, Chong?"

And I told him, and I said, "Do you want me to do your reading?" And he said "Sure." So I had him throw the coins, and when he read his reading, it blew his mind so bad he just handed me the book and he stayed the rest of the day on his bunk. I read his thing and it said that he had just suffered a terrible accident. And he had, like, a couple of months before, his wife and child were killed in a car accident coming up to see him. The book nailed it. And same with me, my first reading was, "You're in jail for a reason."


Digg!

Dean Kuipers is editor of LA CityBeat and the author of "Burning Rainbow Farm: How a Stoner Utopia Went Up In Smoke."

Liked this story? Get top stories in your inbox each week from AlterNet! Sign up now »

Advertisement
Advertisement

 

Comments Turn comments off sitewide Give us feedback »
Comments closed.
The comments for this story have been closed. Thank you to everyone who participated.
View:
A Pardon for Chong!
Posted by: treyhaltom on Aug 15, 2006 4:38 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
Have a Happy Janmashthami Chong, You deserve it!

Today is Krishna Janmashthami, which is a lot like Christmas in India. It is the day we celebrate the the birthday of Lord Krishna? The devotees of Lord Krishna observe a fast for the whole day and night, worshipping him and keeping vigil through the night while listening to his tales and exploits, recite hymns from the Gita, sing devotional songs, and chant the mantra Om namo Bhagavate Vasudevaya.

What a great time to hear your story. As a fellow U.S. Citizen, I am ashamed and embarrassed by the stupidity shown by some government officials. I have come to the conclusion that there is only one good way to resolve this situation, and that is to change the politics from within. Our next President has to inhale, and admit it. The reason I believe we need to stay the coarse and not toss out the republicans, is that the democrats are no different in this matter. In fact I believe many of them have vested interests in keeping the status quo in the War on Drugs.

So I am planning to run for the office of President of this United States, in 2008. I will offer my services to the Republican Party first. If necessary, I will run under my own Independent Party. Colonel Pepper's Political Party. In the meantime please join me and tell everyone to register to vote for a President that inhales, and will change the laws promptly. Then after a joint session of Congress, all marijuana convictions will be expunged, and pardons will flow like the river watering my gardens... Best Regards!

Colonel Oliver Wimbleton Pepper IV ESQ BMI
Falling Figs Music, BMI ~ Colonel Pepper's Place

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

» Sounds Good! Posted by: starchild
» Ah, weed for devotees.. Posted by: Nihilistic
fabulous
Posted by: rsaxto on Aug 15, 2006 4:44 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
This is a fabulous instance of going into a US jail and coming out a better person, a circumstance that hardly ever happens to the usual inmate. Maybe if they put the Bushies in jail, they would be able to reform and eliminate their criminal ways. It's worth a shot!

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

» RE: fabulous Posted by: larry278
» RE: fabulous Posted by: cephalis
» RE: fabulous Posted by: gathaiga
» RE: fabulous Posted by: willymack
The Listener
Posted by: cephalis on Aug 15, 2006 6:56 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Keep on keeping on, Tommy.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

A True Freedom Fighter
Posted by: jeffrey7 on Aug 15, 2006 10:29 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
Tommy's life has been one of actually 'living; the Bill of Rights, the Freedoms granted by Constitutional decree,and his own conscience. Like Leonard Peltier, he was sent up the river. Unlike Leonerd,he did'nt have to sit two consecutive life sentences for living his Freedom.
What more proof do we need that the System is in Failure and must be replaced. ad hoc,in it's entirety.
To regain all that has been lost,means we must change the way the System works. To reward corruption with fat govt contracts and jail the Liberteens is the very hieght of Hypocracy! To save this Nation we must all do one thing........
Become a Nation of 200 million TOMMY CHONGS. Forget the others,they don't get it anyway.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

Much respect to Chong
Posted by: Techubus on Aug 15, 2006 11:35 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
Great article, I was outraged when that sting swept up Chong. Not to mention, a number of local shops I used to frequent were closed up as a result of that sting.

I'm glad to hear the whole experience has had the exact opposite effect I'm sure the prosecutors were after.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

I love you Chong!
Posted by: deborama on Aug 15, 2006 11:56 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
Tommy you made us laugh so bad back in the day, and now you have touched our souls with your in-prison experience. All good things to you, my man.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

close...
Posted by: kleer001 on Aug 15, 2006 2:17 PM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
> When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Keep on keeping on, Tommy.

No, when life gives you lemons plant lemon trees.
It's not just a matter of making the best of a bad situation it's a matter of growing from it, assuring the fruits get into the hands of others and seeing them plant their own trees of wisdom. A glass of lemon juice will last you 5 minutes, maybe 20. A lemon tree can save a life.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

Bong for Chong in '08
Posted by: marklar on Aug 15, 2006 3:14 PM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
Instead of actually casting ballots we can join at the polling stations and offer bong hits to voters before they go in. They will need them to bring them back to reality from drifting into the unreality of thinking that their votes mean something other than choosing between tweedle dum or tweedle dee.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

» RE: Bong for Chong in '08 Posted by: fixitt
Maybe someday!
Posted by: williameon on Aug 16, 2006 4:22 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
Maybe someday?
When
We all
look away
Just
Too busy
to be sold:
An explosion
Maybe then?
They will leave us alone.
&
Finally
Implode!
Upon their own Emptiness
And
Revulsion.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

Go Tommy
Posted by: tdicks on Aug 16, 2006 6:25 PM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
Fighting the hard fight and keeping your head up! We will never forget Tommy Chong.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

The Courageous Tommy Chong!!!
Posted by: lively56 on Sep 6, 2006 8:34 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
For the fact that our fascist Gov't. tried to embarrass Mr. Chong and it backfired on them, is proof enough that Tommy's spirituality kicked their butts. I had the pleasure of meeting Tommy and his wife, when they came through this town on their comedy tour.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

Wisdom is knowledge applied.
Posted by: waves999 on Sep 30, 2006 6:15 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
I am not so sure that one can gain wisdom from prayer as Tommy suggests. Wisdom is actually knowledge applied. Rather, I simply pray for guidance and enlightenment....

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]

The world's funniest stoner
Posted by: dougo on Dec 25, 2006 6:51 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
And so much more. This drug war is a sham. The real criminals are devastating the world from their hollow refuges in Washington and elsewhere. Keep on keeping on Tommy. We love you man.

[« Reply to this comment] [Post a new comment »] [Rate this comment: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5]