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Rights and Liberties

Creation "Science" Is the Christian Right's Trojan Horse Against Reason

By Chris Hedges, Truthdig. Posted March 28, 2007.


From California to Florida, a string of Creation "Science" museums are springing up across the country as part of the Christian Right's attempt to rewrite the past and make it conform to the Bible.
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Before they seize power and establish a world according to their doctrines, totalitarian movements conjure up a lying world of consistency which is more adequate to the needs of the human mind than reality itself; in which, through sheer imagination, uprooted masses can feel at home and are spared the never-ending shocks which real life and real experiences deal to human beings and their expectations. The force possessed by totalitarian propaganda -- before the movements have the power to drop iron curtains to prevent anyone's disturbing, by the slightest reality, the gruesome quiet of an entirely imaginary world--lies in its ability to shut the masses off from the real world." -- Hannah Arendt, "The Origins of Totalitarianism"

In the middle of the lobby of the 50,000-square-foot Creation Museum in Petersburg, Ky., a 20-foot waterfall tumbles. Two life-size figures of children with long black hair and in buckskin clothes play in the stream a few feet from two towering Tyrannosaurus Rex models that can move and roar. The museum, which cost $25 million to build and has a sea of black asphalt parking lots for school buses, has a scale model of Noah's ark that shows how Noah solved the problem of fitting dinosaurs into the three levels of the vessel--he loaded only baby dinosaurs. And on the wooden model, infant dinosaurs cavort with horses, giraffes, hippopotamuses, penguins and bears. There is an elaborate display of the Garden of Eden, where Adam and Eve, naked but strategically positioned so as not to display breasts or genitals, swim in a river as giant dinosaurs and lizards roam the banks.

Before Adam and Eve were expelled from paradise, museum visitors are told, all of the dinosaurs were peaceable plant-eaters. The evidence is found in Genesis 1:30, where God gives "green herb" to every creature to eat. There were no predators. T-Rex had such big teeth, the museum explains, so it could open coconuts. Only after Adam and Eve sinned and were cast out of paradise did the dinosaurs start to eat flesh. And Adam's sin is a key component of the belief system, for in the eyes of many creationists, in order for Jesus' death to be meaningful it had to atone for Adam's first sin.

The museum has a theater equipped with seats that shake and gadgets that spray mist at the audience as the story of God's six-day creation of the world unfolds on the screen and the sound system rocks the auditorium. There are 30-foot-high walls that represent the cliffs of the Grand Canyon, floors that resemble rocks embedded with fossils, and rooms where a "Christian" paleontologist counters the claims of an "evolutionist" paleontologist. It has the appearance of a real science museum, complete with a planetarium, a gift shop and plaques on the wall with quotes from creationist "scientists" who have the title doctor conspicuously before their names. It has charts, timelines and graphs with facts and figures. It is meant to be interactive, to create, like Universal Studios, a contrived reality with an array of costly animatronic men and women as well as moving dinosaurs.

The danger of creationism is that, like the pseudo-science of Nazi eugenics, it allows facts to be accepted or discarded according to the dictates of a preordained ideology. Creationism removes the follower from the rational, reality-based world. Signs, miracles and wonders occur not only in the daily life of Christians but in history, science, medicine and logic. The belief system becomes the basis to understand the world. Random facts and data are collected and made to fit into this belief system or discarded. When facts are treated as if they were opinions, when there is no universal standard to determine truth, in law, in science, in scholarship, or in the reporting of the events of the day, the world becomes a place where people can believe what they want to believe, where there is no possibility of reaching any conclusion not predetermined by those who interpret the official, divinely inspired text. This is the goal of creationists.

Other creationist museums are going up in Arkansas, Texas, California, Tennessee and Florida. Museums are part of a massive push to teach creationism in schools, part of a vast Christian publishing and filmmaking industry that seeks to rewrite the past and make it conform to the Bible. The front lines of the culture wars are the classrooms. The battle is one we are slowly losing. Twenty states are considering changing the way evolution is taught in order to include creationism or intelligent design. Only 13 percent of Americans in a 2004 Gallup poll, when asked for their views on human origins, said life arose from the strictly natural process of evolution. More than 38 percent said they believed God guided evolution, and 45 percent said the Genesis account of creation was a true story.2 Courses on intelligent design have been taught at Minnesota, Georgia, New Mexico and Iowa State universities, along with Wake Forest and Carnegie Mellon, not to mention Christian universities that teach all science through the prism of the Bible.


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Chris Hedges is the former Middle East bureau chief for The New York Times and the author of War Is a Force That Gives Us Meaning and American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War on America.

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miracles
Posted by: kiel on Mar 28, 2007 1:09 AM   
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"Signs, miracles and wonders occur not only in the daily life of Christians but in history, science, medicine and logic."

And the prblem with miracles is that like beauty, they are in the eye of the beholder. Your house was spared by a tornado, while your neighbor's was destroyed? Your good fortune is a "miracle," while their bad fortune is "God's plan," or some such rot. Why isn't the destruction a miracle? Just because something is terrible does not make it any less miraculous. One can find God and Satan in anything, if one chooses to. Maybe Satan saved your life because he has evil plans for you later. God actually wanted you dead. If Satan is a real force in daily life, this is certainly logivcally possible. None of the Christian right-wingnuts ever consider this possibility. Once they do, their feel-good theology crumbles like a communion wafer under pounding horses' hooves.

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This is really scary
Posted by: CyberKat on Mar 28, 2007 3:03 AM   
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I keep wondering what can be done to counteract this descent into totalitarianism under the guise of religion. How can so many people be deceived?

I saw this coming back when Reagan was president. It scared me back then, and I'm really nervous now. I don't want to live in thier world, but I don't know what can be done to defeat them.

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Museum?
Posted by: pingoo on Mar 28, 2007 3:21 AM   
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"The museum has a theater equipped with seats that shake and gadgets that spray mist at the audience as the story of God's six-day creation of the world unfolds on the screen and the sound system rocks the auditorium."

HAHAHA! Please! This is not a museum, its fucking Disneyland!

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» RE: Museum? Posted by: Sushi
Hilarious
Posted by: kepstein7777 on Mar 28, 2007 3:41 AM   
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Dinosaurs turned mean because Eve ate the apple. I knew it was her fault.

The baby dinosaur explanation makes sense. The grown-up dinosaurs were tall enough to keep their heads above the water, so there was no need for them to ride on the Ark.

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» RE: Hilarious Posted by: Tatarize
» Eve was framed Posted by: stormchilde1975
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» Oy Vey. Posted by: stormchilde1975
» RE: Oy Vey. Posted by: jareilly
» RE: Oy Vey. Posted by: stormchilde1975
» RE: Oy Vey. Posted by: jareilly
» RE: Oy Vey. Posted by: kelt65
» Theology isn't nonsense (quite) Posted by: stormchilde1975
» RE: ve was framed Posted by: Lauren
» RE: Hilarious Posted by: EinMD
» RE: Hilarious Posted by: desertlakes
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» Yebba debba doooo! Posted by: lotus23
There goes half my brain
Posted by: bg41 on Mar 28, 2007 3:49 AM   
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Baby dinosaurs on Noah's ark.

A T. Rex opening a coconut.

Several million of my neurons just took their own lives in silent protest.

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» mine too Posted by: schnoggi
» RE: There goes half my brain Posted by: jareilly
» RE: There goes half my brain Posted by: mythbuster
It would be funny if fewer people took it seriously.
Posted by: Catherine Martell on Mar 28, 2007 4:03 AM   
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"T-Rex had such big teeth, the museum explains, so it could open coconuts."

I mean, really.

The article makes an excellent point. Funny how the same people who refuse any form of proper factual inquiry into their own beliefs leap up and down like a troupe of excited circus monkeys the minute any fact comes along that can be dressed up to support their own cause.

The parallels between the rise of the Christian right in the USA from 1980-now and the rise of the Nazi party in Germany from 1920-33 are becoming harder and harder to ignore.

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Poverty of intellect…
Posted by: Arvy on Mar 28, 2007 4:14 AM   
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I don't think I could live in a country that produced this level of fantasy and tried to sell it as fact:

"T-Rex had such big teeth, the museum explains, so it could open coconuts."

You poor bastards. How do you do it?

Sounds like the USofA is becoming ever more fundamentalist.

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I am soooooo happy....
Posted by: ellie on Mar 28, 2007 4:38 AM   
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that there is not one single bible in our house
we didn't take the kids to any church while growing up
made sure that any summer vacation camps or activities were religion free
didn't let the kids play with christians

for me, read the old testament as a series of oral histories and as a full book without the little side numbers in high school, have never read the new testiment or any part of it, don't want to either

we managed somehow to raise kids who are sane, caring, critical thinking adults without corrupting them!

enough said, back to coffee.... morning all!!! :)

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» Fun with fundamentalists Posted by: HeroesAll
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» not a christian country Posted by: liberalibrarian
» RE: I am soooooo happy.... Posted by: blitzmesser
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Openly Mock the Foolish
Posted by: terradea on Mar 28, 2007 4:41 AM   
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If reasonable people really want to do something to stop society's descent into ignorance at the hands of religious leaders and political manipulators, they must get active and openly condemn any overt public display of religious thought and deed. Fundies, as well as other pious individuals, must be made to feel embarrassed about things like saying "praise the Lord" or "God bless" to strangers, wearing ashes on their foreheads on ash Wednesday or even saying "Bless you" to co-workers who sneeze. Religion must be forced into the closet (not through prohibition, but mass ridicule) and public display of symbolic religious behavior should viewed as inappropriate as engaging in sexual acts on a city sidewalk. Force the foolish non-thinkers to keep it to themselves, and the younger generation will begin to realize that religion is nothing more than mythology and/or dangerous ideology.

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» I concur Posted by: stormchilde1975
» I have to work with them... Posted by: truthteller
» you stupid idiots Posted by: whitey
» Lighten up, Whitey. Posted by: HughScott
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More than a point of view.
Posted by: HughScott on Mar 28, 2007 4:40 AM   
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I’m a former geologist and ardent amateur astronomer. You can’t find two scientific fields with more evidence of evolution than those.

I also have a close family member, an Evangelical Christian with a Masters degree in education, who believes dinosaurs walked with man and that I’m going to Hell for not accepting Jesus into my life. Long ago, to preserve a loving relationship, I gave up arguing the absurdity of those positions.

The result for me has been enduring emotional pain, a feeling not shared by my relative who will never change. I think that pretty well sums up the schism between Evangelicals who let the Bible do their thinking and people like me who would rather use God’s greatest gift to mankind – the human brain.

Hugh E. Scott, editor of King-George.biz -- the only website with irrefutable, hardcopy proof of White House corruption.

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» yes! Posted by: orwellwasn'tdreaming
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» RE: More than a point of view. Posted by: BlueInRed
Great Podcast
Posted by: jwc on Mar 28, 2007 4:54 AM   
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There is a wonderful podcast called "The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe" that often addresses the issue of Creationism and its followers push to get it into public schools. I encourage anyone who is interested in learning more about that and similar topics to check it out. A google search will pull up the site in no time.

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» A wonderful waste of time. Posted by: HughScott
Pollution
Posted by: kelt65 on Mar 28, 2007 5:07 AM   
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I find the best way to combat this insanity is subterfuge. Pretend to be them (it's quite easy) and turn the silliness up a notch, but not too much.

Go to pro-life protests or other events likely to be covered by the media and hold signs that say "ELECTRICITY IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL" "SAVING MY HYMEN FOR JESUS" while carrying crosses

Join Landover Baptist Church!

Pretend to be them on on message boards and encourage them to embarrass themselves. They don't need much encouragement.

There's no limit to what you can do to get them more exposure!

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Make it illegal - like holocast denial
Posted by: bob357 on Mar 28, 2007 6:20 AM   
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If we can make Holocast denial a crime - surely we cam make evolution denial a crime as well!!

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AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
Posted by: veggiegrrrl on Mar 28, 2007 6:25 AM   
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
(Can you hear me screaming?)

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Sounds entertaining.
Posted by: ABetterFuture on Mar 28, 2007 6:26 AM   
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Then again, I'm also partial to Michael Crighton. My expectation is that the sciency creationism fad will work itself out in the wash. As an aside, this is further evidence that we must inhabit a land so privileged and with so little worry that we invent crises to augment the paucity of true ones that befall us as a peoples and as a nation.

Erm...wait a sec...don't I remember hearing something about a war that is costing us dearly in lives and dollars? And something about Ceasar's branch of government not even being able to follow the "expanded" privliges that the unPatriot Act affords the FBI? And, wasn't there something about a Great Flood? No? I mean, N.O.?

Nah, I must be mistaken. It was probably just some sinister bibly guy who wants to jump in the river for the benefit of his immortal soul and exercising this idiotic idea of "free expression" getting on my nerves. Heck, he was probably quoting scripture in earshot of my "personal bubble" and making me think that there was important shit* like war, corruption, disaster, and genuine sins against the Constitution going on.

I agree 100% with the author. Here we have a righteous crisis on our hands, which might only be solved by pointing fingers and jeering and these heinous evil-doers, until something more worthwhile to make fun of or--here's a notion--to try to improve upon manifests itself out of thin air.

*Verily, thine swearing shall be forgiven whence times of woe betide ye. The Book of ABF, Chapter 3, Verse 5.

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» that's exactly the point Posted by: orwellwasn'tdreaming
This is Wonderful!!!
Posted by: JohnU on Mar 28, 2007 6:26 AM   
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Think about how much money these museums are sucking out of their political contributions.

Every morning I wake up, slurp down a big cup of mutagens, and thank god I'm an atheist.

John U
Seattle

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» RE: This is Wonderful!!! Posted by: TheGay
religion is discrediting itself
Posted by: zooeyhall on Mar 28, 2007 6:40 AM   
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Why are these people so concerned about creation and people's crotches? Rather, shouldn't they be addressing issues of poverty, inequality, and injustice that are so prevalent in the world today?

I believe that, despite all the thrashing around that these wacko religions have done lately, it really is the last gasp. They are discrediting themselves more and more. Sooner or later people are going to realize what a shell game these groups and denominations are pulling on them.

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» Yes Posted by: famouspipeliner
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» RE: Yes Posted by: Lauren
As the comedian Lewis Black said...
Posted by: MyLeftFoot on Mar 28, 2007 6:50 AM   
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these Fundies are watching the Flintstones like it's a documentary...

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We Did This
Posted by: Thomas Mendip on Mar 28, 2007 6:53 AM   
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It ought to be possible to embarrass these people into submission. Could any self respecting human being believe T Rex’s massive choppers were used to open coconuts? In the garden of eden? But if this drivel, proferred without so much as a titter, can’t shame them into apostasy, nothing can.
However could we, the country that split the atom, invented the transistor, broke the sound barrier, put a man on the moon, arrive at the point at which such silliness is countenanced?
Unfortunately, we did it; we who call our selves secular humanists.
When humanism was popularized, as with many things when they are popularized, the normal human tendency to laziness manifests itself, and people embrace, in the most simplified manner possible, free of all nuanced intepretations, a “lite” version of the ethic. You know, something that doesn’t require a lot of thought because that’s haarrdd…….. (Use your imagination, imagine the whine.)
When humanism was tossed like fresh meat to a post WWII populace, restrained by our Calvinist/Puritan tradition, it was used to justify everything from the sexual “revolution” (Remember that? It lasted about half an hour.) to radical leftist politics. It was considered a fresh breeze blowing away the constraints of an uptight society.
But the street version of humanism had nothing to do with reality. Humanism doesn’t advocate abandoning guilt; guilt has a function in the panoply of human emotions, but a crippling guilt makes action impossible. Accepting diversity doesn’t mean tolerating lunacy. Self esteem is important, but not all encompassing, and must be based on something other than feelings.
In the popular version of humanism, self esteem became all important; all standards of behavior were abandoned in the face of cultural relevance; all beliefs tolerated less we seem judgmental. Thus, when little Johnny says a spook in the sky created him, he was never bitch slapped into reality; no one has dared inform him his beliefs are superstition, and that he can’t negotiate the real world believing a man rose from the dead and ascended into the sky. We have become, across the whole society, entirely visceral, denigrating thought over emotion.
Nor is it confined to the right; note some of the howling non sequitors and screeching polemics on this board. Creationism is just the right wing version of it.
And it is just part of the reason we are a declining power. When your leader is a Bible thumping ex drunk whose foreign policy is based on Biblical revelation, why do dinosaurs in the garden of eden seem preposterous?

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» RE: We Did This Posted by: cbcb
» RE: We Did This Posted by: Lauren
» RE: We Did This Posted by: liberalibrarian
It's still somewhat early in the morning as I write
Posted by: doctorsquared on Mar 28, 2007 6:53 AM   
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I guess that's why there is not a torrent of apologist posts saying things like, "evolution is just a theory" and "I'll pray for you." On the bright side, I don't think western Europe or Japan will ever fall for this crap, and with the US empire in decline we will not be able to impose it upon them by force. On the other hand, I don't much fancy living in Margaret Atwood's Gilead, either.

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a day late and a dollar short
Posted by: xenacat on Mar 28, 2007 7:02 AM   
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While I agree with every point the author made, this type of necessary critique of the Christian right wing lunatics is way, way overdue. The damage has been done. Our schools systems have been denuded of free speech at every level, never mind being able to teach the critical independent thinking skills needed to maintain a truly free, open society. Christian busybodies have declared themselves in charge of our sex lives and are happily finishing off what is left of the seperation of church/state in this country. The truly sad thing is that this has been going on for DECADES! Now, when the damage done by these ignorant bigots is almost completely irreversable are we progressive finally confronting the irrational beliefs that lead us to this mess. Just less than a year ago, many progressive folks were still insisting that the religious wingnuts were basically "good" people despite all evidence to the contrary. No, no, not good people, really....lookie here at what has happend to personal liberty in the good ol' U S of A. While I'm pleased as hell to see that fundementalism is no longer being giving a free pass in some quarters, I do wonder if we have the collective will to not only say to these folks "you are nuts and you are wrong" but to undo the craziness they have wrought. That'll take the cojones on our part to directly confront them and expose their fundie ignorance for the hurtful, destructive crap it is.

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Ignorance must truly be bliss...
Posted by: reidhaus on Mar 28, 2007 7:04 AM   
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Will someone please give me a lobotomy so I, too, can be blissful?

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» RE: Ignorance must truly be bliss... Posted by: famouspipeliner
Theory
Posted by: Kizah on Mar 28, 2007 7:04 AM   
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It is interesting that Creationism does not have the word theory behind it. The theory of evolution is, by it's own description, a theory. This theory also tends to change and evolve with each new discovery. At first a whole civilization was created around what was thought to be a tool only to find it was something else and the civilization theory disposed of without apology. Evolution theory is treated as fact, while those who believe in creation are open to a world (pun intended) of possiblities. I dream of possibility while some believe ever-changing "fact." Hopefully, all are allowed their thoughts and beliefs and not only a narrow few. Does it matter that someone die not believing in the theory of evolution?

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» What Theory Means Posted by: stormchilde1975
» RE: Theory Posted by: EinMD
Help save sanity and reason
Posted by: reval on Mar 28, 2007 7:06 AM   
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WVCSR

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...And Jesus said unto them...
Posted by: Bbear41 on Mar 28, 2007 7:06 AM   
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"You spent $25 million on THIS when children were starving? Depart into outer darkness!"

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» RE: ...And Jesus said unto them... Posted by: MatthewSavage
» RE: ...And Jesus said unto them... Posted by: DamnedGoods
» And then he said, Posted by: stormchilde1975
we have one of those in my town
Posted by: natasha42 on Mar 28, 2007 7:14 AM   
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We have Dinosaur Adventure Land here in Pensacola. The owner, Ken Hovind, is currently serving 10 years in federal prison for tax evasion. He tried to convince the jury that the money generated from the "park" belonged to God and shouldn't be subject to tax. Fortunately, it was a jury of his community peers rather than church peers. Unfortunately, the damn park is still open.

http://www.csicop.org/si/2004-11/hovind.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind
http://www.kent-hovind.com/

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» in f'in Florida Posted by: Ellie1
Eden revisited
Posted by: PJAW on Mar 28, 2007 7:31 AM   
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Wow, sounds really cool, particularly all the special effects. I wish I'd have thought of it (and had the money to build it). Hedges didn't mention how much the admission price is, but I bet it's a money maker. You know what would be really really cool, if they had a "last supper" cafeteria where you could sit down with Jesus and the disciples for a snack before you leave. A little bread, a little wine, maybe a fondue pot full of Velveeta dip. Maybe they could also install an "adults only" area where they put on a live sex show and Lot gets it on with his daughters in a cave. And maybe a bar where you could knock a few down with Noah. The possiblities are almost endless.

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» A few to tell Posted by: Melvin
» Here's some more ideas Posted by: WhatNow?
Mocking won't work
Posted by: Marne on Mar 28, 2007 7:32 AM   
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The problem with making fun of fundamentalists is that to them you've just proven yourself ignorant and probably in need of saving... Therefore anything you say is disregarded as the ranting of the unenlightened.

Plus most of the Chrisitian right is extremly afraid, if there is no god then there is no devis and we are totally responsible for our own actions. Much easier to say the devil made me do it. Having god around is a nice crutch too. People don't want reality unless you can show them that is not all that bad.

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CNN: Creationism News Network
Posted by: HughScott on Mar 28, 2007 7:31 AM   
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Last week I saw a CNN "news" report about finding Noah's Ark on a mountain in the Middle East (Turkey?).

As proof, the reporter said there were fossils of clams nearby, suggesting the Great Flood had reached that elevation.

Being a former geologist, I couldn't help shouting at my TV set, "You idiot! The fossils were that high because of CONTINENTAL UPLIFT, not a worldwide deluge which would've produced a global unconformity no geologist has ever found."

Hugh E. Scott, editor of King-George.biz -- the only website with hardcopy proof of White House corruption.

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» RE: CNN: Creationism News Network Posted by: liberalibrarian
kelly way
Posted by: buzzjustice on Mar 28, 2007 7:34 AM   
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If science and reality had been left up to the christians the world would still be flat and the sun would still be orbiting around the earth not to mention the great black cloth in the sky with holes poked in it letting through the light of heaven replacing the stars.

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» actually Posted by: bookie
Creationism is one among many dogmas
Posted by: rwa on Mar 28, 2007 7:34 AM   
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