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Senator Ted Stevens: The Remix

Posted by Melissa McEwan at 6:57 AM on July 11, 2006.


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Last month, Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) gave a rather stunning speech on the issue of net neutrality, in which he made such clueless statements as: "I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday," and "[T]he internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck. It’s a series of tubes."

Now, the good folks at Boldheaded have turned his "skillful fusion of political doublespeak and perplexing ignorance on how the Internet works" into the DJ Ted Stevens Techno Remix: "A Series of Tubes." [Stream or Download above]

All I can say is just go listen. And then laugh and laugh and laugh.

(ChezLark, Boldheaded)

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Melissa McEwan writes and edits the blog Shakespeare's Sister.


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TUBES!
Posted by: helenwheels on Jul 11, 2006 8:30 AM   
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Who knew Ted Stevens had hidden talent as a Rap Artist? Maybe he missed his calling.... TUBES!

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ridiculous
Posted by: tek1024 on Jul 12, 2006 3:08 PM   
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Perfect song ^_^;; So who's going to send this to Senator Stevens in an internet?

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Alaska Senator Ted Stevens
Posted by: d1excelsior on Jul 17, 2006 6:05 AM   
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A short film on his learned comments...
http://www.katrinafilm.com/sebut.wmv

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Many thanks for the interesting site. Absorbing articles, rich archive. Will be back soon by all mea
Posted by: Zagmir on Dec 15, 2006 6:08 AM   
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Hunt was the founder of the AFL and a driving force in the merger with the NFL. He even came up with
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Hunt was the founder of the AFL and a driving force in the merger with the NFL. He even came up with the term "Super Bowl."
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